Automated Blogging

Welcome to The Panty Smurf Show. Your reading habits maybe monitored for blogging purposes.

For English press one.
For Spanish press two.
For Spanglish press three.
For other languages press four.

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You pressed one. If this is correct press one. If this is incorrect press two.

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For a blog about eBay press one.
For a blog about sporks press two.
For a blog about Tom Cruise or Scientology press three.
For a blog about sex press four.
For a blog about animals press five.
For a blog about children press six.
For a blog about the paranormal press seven.
For other options press eight.
To return to the previous menu press nine.

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You pressed five. If this is correct, press one. If this is incorrect press two.

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For a serious blog press one.
For a humorous blog press two.
For a picture blog press three.
For a video blog press four.
To have this choice randomly picked for you press five.
To return to the previous menu press nine.

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You pressed five. If this is correct press one. If this is incorrect press two.

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Your blog reading needs are very important to us. All available bloggers are blogging for other people. Please feel free to visit this blog again later or hang on the blog and refresh until someone can help you. Your approximate wait time is 5 hours, 42 minutes. Thank you.

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